keskiviikko 20. huhtikuuta 2011

Happy 4/20 for all of you!

So, 4/20 of 2011 is coming to an end now, and it's been a nice day ;) Just started to think about that what would be a better day to bring out the conversation that usually erupts into a shitstorm.
Yes, I'm talking about cannabis legalization. Altough there is a lot of information easily avaivable for everyone about cannabis and how it affects people, still many people see it as a much worse thing than what it actually is.

Let's start with how good 'ol Mary-Jane is bad for us, if listening to anti-weed speakers.

"Marijuana causes psychosis/schizophrenia."
Altough this argument is basically true, still, it is not a rather good argument. Why? Because cannabis doesn't cause psychosis or schizophrenia to other people, than who are at an constant risk of getting it, aka the people who have it in their genes. It should also be noted, that even alcohol and lack of sleep cause psychosis more easily than pot.

"Cannabis is a gateway drug."
Well, this is just bullshit. The only gateway in pot becomes thru it's illegality. When cannabis is illegal, the dealers have a chance to just say "well, i'm all out for weed this time, but I do have this and that right now", which gives the dealer a great way of franchising and bargaining his products to people who are only intrested in dank. Most of them refuse, some people always take the bite. And of course, if cannabis would be legal, this problem wouldn't exist.

"Legalizing it would make the amount of users bigger."Wrong again.  Cannabis has been decriminalized in Netherlands for many years now, and there has been almost no raise in the amount of users or usage anyhow, in the countrymen. The only peak that makes usage look bigger, is the fact that many tourists try cannabis in Netherlands, because there it's not punishable.

"If cannabis was legalized, children and young people would get it more easily."
No, no, no. It's obvious that a dealer just wants to make money, so he won't bother to as for the buyers ID when he sells his product, he is just happy to sell it. If cannabis was legalized, it could be stricly monitored to whom it is sold to, just like in alcohol products and tobacco. Plus it would make bud seem less like a "forbidden fruit", which usually attracts young users just in wishes to rebel against rules.

We should also note the massive amount of work and tax money that legalizing cannabis would bring. Instead of professional criminals making and smuggling the drug, that same money could go to honest workers and to the goverment. Why let millions and billions of dollars go into the pockets of those criminals, when it could go into much better effort, and also making the power of those criminals a lot smaller, which would result as a decrease of crime. These same criminals also add sometimes even dangerous stuff into the product, which can be... well, anything just as pretty far as your imagination can go, just to add weight and make the product more profitable. Of course, this problem would also be gone thru legalization, since the product would be under strict rules.
Marijuana also has a great medical value, for example in the treatment of cancer. I find it disgraceful and unethic to not let somebody with such a serious illness have medicine that has been proven to help him and ease his pains, even as a last effort to save somebodys life, or atleast make the last moments of his life easier and more enjoyable.

Even if you don't fancy pot yourself, please, let other people enjoy about the things that they want to, when they are not harming anyone with it. Everybody should have the right to decide what they want to do with their own body.

maanantai 18. huhtikuuta 2011

How to win in lottery with a 100% chance

1. Put the right numbers on your lotto ticket

2. Pay for your lotto ticket with the right numbers

3. Go cash your winnings after the ballot day

4. Enjoy your millions of dollars of money!

torstai 14. huhtikuuta 2011

5 easy ways to get laid

1. Look good, sexy, clean and handsome

2. Be an alfa

3. Don't talk about WoW

4. Do talk about money

5. Go to the shower and be yourself

perjantai 8. huhtikuuta 2011

How to get easy money

There is a rather frustrating and a long-time process into making money, but this way the money is sure. Most people believe that this process is worth the effort, since most people are doing this.

Step 1: Get a good education (there are different kind of educations, some pay better, some pay worse, with no education you are most likely going to get least money)
Step 2: Get a job. (This process might take some time)
Step 3: When you get a job, do the job right.
Step 4: Get money every month!

It highly depends on your education and your job that how much you are going to make. The profits can be anything from $400 to millions of dollars per month.

How to make a joint

In this tutorial, I will instruct you step-by-step how to make a joint.

Step 1: "Grind" your buds into small powder, add some tobacco if you want to, I personally like some tobacco mixed with it
Step 2: Roll a roach, take some heavy paper, about the size of a regular rolling paper, and then roll it into a spiral (into the form of a filter, but so that the smoke comes through)
Step 3: Take a rolling paper (I prefer Rizla's)
Step 4: Keep the rolling paper so that the glue is opposite of you and keep the roach in the left end of your rolling paper, keep from that end with your left hand.
Step 5: Put the grinded weed so that in the roach end there's just enough to be in the same level as the roach, and as you get towards the outer end, add more.
Step 6: Roll the paper back and forth, so that the stuff inside gets firm.
Step 7: When you feel it's firm enough, but the inner side of the paper under the outer side, lick the outer side, and glue them together.
Step 8: Close the joint.
Congratulations! You have finished your joint! If it was your first one, or one of the first ones, it might not look great, but practice makes the perfect master! Same happened with me.